October 25, 2007

Don't get confused
because you see me lookin' at you...
And I'm not leaving with you
just because you asked me to

Thank all things holy for a CVS near the office ...

My feet were bleeding before I even made it in the building today. When I walked back in the door I was wearing seven ... count em ... SEVEN band-aids

Looks like I'm just not your girl, Shoes ...

Posted by Princess Cat at October 25, 2007 07:49 PM @ 07:49 PM in All Things Evil // Permalink | TrackBack

Good grief sweetie. Buy some shoes that are more comfortable. Did mom never tell you that high heels and dress shoes are not made for walking in. High heels were invented by a man because when women wear them it tightens the muscles in your legs and ass giving the man behind you a most beautiful view. High heels are for making your ass and legs look good not for walking in.


Buy some nice walking shoes if you are going to be walking alot. That way your feet won't hurt and you won't be displaying your fine deriere to all those men walking behind you.

Posted by: assrot at October 25, 2007 11:47 PM

Hey! Speak for yourself!

Posted by: David M at October 26, 2007 08:36 AM

Oh you have to get Dr. Scholl's blister blockers and/or BandAid brand blister treatment. These flesh-colored stick-on patches prevent (and treat) blisters/bleeding. I highly recommend them. I wear them with hiking boots and when I would actually go out clubbing in sexy boots.

Posted by: Dorothy at October 27, 2007 09:14 PM

heh, that soooo sounds like the relationship I have with shoes. Hope the feet have healed up.

Posted by: Teresa at October 29, 2007 11:23 AM

Just like a new man in your life - break in period. Do it at home. Once they're [he's] broken in, then you can go out in public.

Posted by: Chuck Simmins at October 29, 2007 09:45 PM

WTF kind of shoes were you wearing, shoes made out of razor blades?

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at October 30, 2007 11:15 AM

Well, we know it wasn't the shoes in her wish list...

Posted by: David M at October 30, 2007 12:54 PM

Hey, hey baby. What's cookin'? I always worry when you don't blog for awhile. Are you okay. Did you get you some new and comfortable shoes? Hope I didn't add to your phobias with the comment about men checking out your backside. Have a nice night.



Posted by: Assrot at November 1, 2007 04:45 PM