May 25, 2007

So I'm Going Home, To the Place Where I Belong

I keep waiting for my official retard certificate to arrive in the mail.


... its coming ...

I somehow managed to trip over a ceiling fan this morning and bleed all over my bathroom floor. It was pure genius, I'm telling you. At fucking 6 am.

My first instinct looking at the wound was stitches. I later convinced myself that I had overreacted and a clean cut like that could heal itself with the help of a butterfly closure.

My first panic was getting blood on the carpet. My second was at keeping the swelling down so that my toe rings didn't have to be cut off. I have priorities here people.

I landed in urgent care after work because as much as I didn't want to admit it, I needed a tetanus shot. I was almost 2 yrs overdue as it was. Of course they wanted to look at the wound. And of course ... what had done such a great job of knitting back together came gaping open and bleeding everywhere in the hallway as I took the bandage off.


I am now the proud wearer of stitches. Just in time for a long weekend.

I'm telling you ... that card is on its way. It is in the mail.

Posted by Princess Cat at May 25, 2007 08:38 PM @ 08:38 PM in What the Crap? // Permalink | TrackBack

Wow... Stay inside and don't go anywhere for the rest of the weekend. You could be dangerous.

Posted by: dick at May 26, 2007 11:23 AM

I think we're related.
Oh, I got my card last week - Federal Express.

Elevate and drink lots of pain-killing fluids.


Posted by: Pixie at May 26, 2007 03:07 PM

Oh crap. Sorry. Been there. Done that. Had the T shirt but it got blood on it so I threw it out.

I'd be tripping over crap at 6am too.

Posted by: HomefrontSix at May 27, 2007 04:58 AM

Put your foot up and have a drink. Enjoy the weekend and life will be excellent. *grin*

This also means you can make "big eyes" at people and get them to feel sorry for you and they will then bring you more drinks... meaning you can sit and imbibe and never have to move. Are you having fun yet?

Posted by: Teresa at May 27, 2007 04:03 PM

Dude. Totally something I would do.

I got my retard card in the mail long ago. I carry it proudly, next to my driver's license.
(Insert joke here).

Posted by: Mia at May 31, 2007 08:43 PM