November 20, 2005

Dispossessed

Well, that was awkward. There I was coming out of big sis' bathroom and Army Wife was sitting in the chair. I had no idea she was coming over. And she took the key out of the door where I specifically left it.

First off, before you start believing anything she says, I was just trying out some techniques for moulaging wounds the next time I have to do one of those emergency medicine workshops. Cat was out of blush so I was using some of the other eye-shadows. The lipstick was so red I wanted to see if I could make it look like my lips were cut. I swear. That's all it was.

Working around the house today I looked at the thermometer. 48 outside, then I noticed, 56 inside. Hmm. Guess I'm used to the cold now and I guess Bou won't be visiting me any time soon.

But tonight the chilled air came back with a vengeance. And tonight I light my first roaring fire of the season after a day of squirrel scouts back at my place. I'm sure Cat's out there on the beach enjoying autumn breezes and ocean air.

Posted by at November 20, 2005 07:49 PM @ 07:49 PM in What the Crap? // Permalink | TrackBack
Comments

I totally knew what you were doing, and BTW, there is a DVD stuck in Cat's player...you better fix it. I don't think she should be witness to that sort of thing.....

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at November 20, 2005 09:14 PM

I found it in your purse.

Just sayin'

Posted by: RSM at November 20, 2005 09:59 PM

... you can't fool us, RSM...

Posted by: Eric at November 21, 2005 09:29 AM

Dude, you're starting to scare me.

Posted by: That 1 Guy at November 21, 2005 11:40 AM

Wow. That's f@#$ed up. Didn't see that coming.

Posted by: Blackfive at November 21, 2005 05:15 PM