June 23, 2005

Trouser Tents

Now we all know what these are...But I was recently enlightened by one man's struggle with them...in church...whhaa?

In my state of shock, verging on disapproval...I gave him a look...

He quickly threw up his hands and protested..."It's the pants! It's the pants! It's the dress pants! The fabric and the way it rubs...I can't help it!"

I raised an eyebrow, he continued...

"It happens to lots of guys...didn't you know?"

No, I didn't know...and I didn't really understand either...until I thought about what it is like to sit at a nice dinner, primped just so, cast in the image of society's good girl...wearing no panties under my skirt... Mmmm - What a lovely, tingly thought ... I just can't help but get more turned on as the night goes on.

Now I get it...

Oh, and he told me that it happens at work now too because of the new khakis...hehehe... Is that a ruler in your pocket or are you just trying to get a raise? Cuz I don't swing that way, Son...

Posted by Princess Cat at June 23, 2005 11:05 AM @ 11:05 AM in Hilarity // Permalink

You were in a church? It didn't fall? You didn't get struck by lightning? In the word of Keanu, "Whooo."

Posted by: Telebush at June 23, 2005 12:39 PM

In all honesty, I can't see how you can't NOT get a hard on in church. After all, you're looking at a half naked dude nailed to a cross. A half-naked guy with a beautiful body. A beautiful swimmer's body.

Oh, I've said too much. And, why yes, I am going to Hell. Thanks for asking.

Posted by: skipystalin at June 23, 2005 12:48 PM