June 22, 2005


Every girl has every now and again, whether she likes it or not, has serviced her man and then allowed him to perform the money shot... I am no exception...

Having engaged in said activity one day...he got some love in my eye... No big deal, this has happened before... only this time I came out looking like I'd just been in a bar fight... My eye got red and bloodshot, the eyelids were pink and swollen, and it was tender to the touch ... We cleaned up and assured myself the reaction was momentary. We were both dressed, him ready to leave for a job interview, and my eye was still giving me fits. I stood there bleery eyed as he took a picture of the two of us...he was proud of the strength of his little men, I suppose. He went off to interview and I sat to wonder what would become of my eye. How do you explain to the opthamologist that you've got a bit of your man in your eye without turning eight shades of red?

An hour or so later my eye returned to normal...putting my fears of being blinded or having to seek medical attention to rest.

But my advice to the men out there? Be careful with that thing...you'll put someone's eye out!

Posted by Princess Cat at June 22, 2005 03:54 PM @ 03:54 PM in Good Times // Permalink

Oh, yeah, I had that happen once. And you know what? I think it is TOTALLY fucked up that they are actually PROUD that they have done it! As for it being the 'strength' of his little men causing it...HA...more like the sugar irritating your eye.

Posted by: Dorothy at June 22, 2005 05:26 PM

I think I'm falling in love....

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Posted by: Florida Bill at June 23, 2005 09:29 AM