June 23, 2005


Today's Thought of the Day is:

"No amount of sizzle will make a bad steak good."


Posted by Princess Cat at June 23, 2005 03:59 PM @ 03:59 PM in Random Much? // Permalink

I would posit that steak, as well as pizza, is like poontang . Even when it's bad it's still pretty good.

Have I had disappointing steaks? Sure, I have. Have I had disappointing women? Ab-so-LUTE-ly.
On the other hand, both the steaks and the women beat the alternative at the time. Even the worst steak is better than Jack in the Box and only rarely is a woman bad enough to not top masturbation.

Of course, I'm like a ninja at jerking off, so the last part is specific to me. For most guys, even DEAD women beat masturbation. But I like me. I guess that I'm my type.

Notice how I worked cadavers and masturbation into a culinary post? Christ, if only I could do that on my own stupid blog.

Someone should really kill me soon.

Posted by: skippystalin at June 23, 2005 04:57 PM