April 20, 2007

The Office is No Place For a Kink-Fest ... Unless My Salary Seriously Goes Up
Cuz I've Found The Perfect Shoe

Ok ... seriously ... WOW

Amazon has truly shocked me. I don't really know why, but in searching for shoes today on Amazon ... I was shocked.

And educated.

I had no idea there were so many different types of fetish shoes. Nor did I realize that searching for my size shoe would bring so many of them up.

I have huge feet. I know this. I'm ok with this ...

My long toes come in very handy - and when you least expect it ;-)
Clodhoppers serve to provide a more painful whoopin when someone has it coming. There ARE advantages...

... Except when it comes to shoe shopping. Open toed shoes are less of a problem, but closed toed shoes ... freakin' nightmare. This is why I not only looked like a moron and wore strappy black sandals to my grandmother's funeral in February, in Kansas, but have spent days with shoes full of blood and carry rolls of athletic tape in my work bag.

Seriously though Amazon ... Buying shoes on the internet is hard enough. Do I really have to search through all the freaky sex shoes to get to what I need? And do I really need to be reminded that there are people out there with the time and money to buy/need freaky sex shoes while I am looking for "sensible" business shoes?

Not fair.

And I do not want to know where the heel of this shoe has been...


Posted by Princess Cat at April 20, 2007 05:36 PM @ 05:36 PM in What the Crap? // Permalink | TrackBack

wow...so did you get them?

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at April 20, 2007 09:28 PM

Uh. ..


How much did those things cost?

Posted by: dawn at April 20, 2007 09:56 PM


Posted by: RSM at April 20, 2007 10:04 PM

Ah hell - I wear those to vacuum the house, darlin'.


Posted by: Pixie at April 21, 2007 10:56 AM

Did you get them...and more importantly, are you wearing them to the MilBlog Conference? Please!

Pretty please!

Posted by: David M at April 21, 2007 07:03 PM

Yes...unfortunately there is a big demand for such shoes by those who work in strip clubs and the like. And yes, unfortunately , I know how much these things cost.

Posted by: Eddie at April 21, 2007 09:07 PM

Did David just beg you to wear those?!

HA, now you have too

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at April 21, 2007 11:25 PM

You know, I've been looking for some pink summer shoes..........

Posted by: Tammi at April 22, 2007 05:48 AM


I believe I did.

Posted by: David M at April 23, 2007 01:40 PM

Oh shit. They are even better in "person" than how you described! You SOOOOO should have worn them to the conference.

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