September 05, 2006

You Know How Hard It Is For Me
To Shake The Disease
That Takes Hold of My Tongue
In Situations Like These


1. The condition which allows one to believe the inner voice that says things such as (a) "I totally have a use for this," (b) "I forgot I had this, I should use it," (c) "Oh, I remember when I got this ... it is good to remember with these things"

2. The act of hoarding items that may be of use or memory later in life

Sample Sentence:
I am drowning in stuff due to my terrible packraticism.

So, is there medication for this disease yet? Cuz I could seriously use some right now.

Posted by Princess Cat at September 5, 2006 12:17 AM @ 12:17 AM in Random Much? // Permalink | TrackBack

You forgot

1 (d). "I might have a need for this one day, so I better keep it because I sure don't want to have to buy another one some day, even if it only costs 12 cents."

Posted by: Ogre at September 5, 2006 10:55 AM

I dunno, but if you get any leads, you gotta share! Okay? Please?

Posted by: jck at September 5, 2006 07:54 PM

just buy a bigger house...

oh... sorry...

Posted by: RSM at September 5, 2006 08:32 PM

Read the comments here to see others with this disease. It's fricken funny!

Posted by: Sissy at September 5, 2006 10:39 PM