July 21, 2006

I Dig The Attitude & How You Actin' Like You Own The Bar

Oh I’m sorry, my name is Travey and I’m pretty much a big deal
Oh, you never heard of me?
Hmm, that sounds absurd to me.


Or NOT.


Honestly, this pompous crap dudes pull could not be more of a turn off. Oh and by the way, it doesn't pass for confidence either.

I don't care what kind of cell phone you have, who's on the other end, where your business card says you work, who your last girlfriend was, what kind of car you drive, or who made your clothes ... okay?

If your entire identity can be summed up in a series of commercial labels, do yourself a favor and keep walking ... cuz I ain't havin one more minute of it.

Posted by Princess Cat at July 21, 2006 12:44 PM @ 12:44 PM in What the Crap? // Permalink | TrackBack
Comments

"My name is Zonker and I’ve got a huge mullet. "

That any better?

Posted by: zonker at July 22, 2006 09:32 AM

"My name is 'Neck and I've got a red one". Zonker's mullet... he ain't give me back my wig and tat's yet... I'd avoid him for sure.
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But, truly, the bar is mine. Honest Injun.

Posted by: RedNeck at July 22, 2006 05:08 PM

But I *AM* Special. My mommy told me so.

Posted by: Ogre at July 25, 2006 08:48 AM

Amen.

Posted by: Tammi at July 25, 2006 08:59 AM