June 28, 2006

That Sock Conversation

11:06 PM
me: well I'll do my best to keep you readers happy
just don't let me get bored, I start blogging about obscure things

reader: hey, it's all about substance

me: like cadavers or how terrible sex with socks on is

11:07 PM
reader: depends on what kind of socks

me: if they are socks, they suck
end of discussion

11:08 PM
reader: whatever, you're telling me there's no difference between ankle socks that get your feet and big ass tube socks that go halfway up your leg?

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I never got to finish this conversation, so I'll defend my position via blog ...

Having sex with socks on sucks. Period. SUCKS! Suck suckity suck suck sucks. I don't care how great the sex is, wearing socks just taints the whole damn experience for me.

Maybe this is just me, the person who can't stand other people's feet touching her own, but it is a huge peeve. I don't even like to wear socks during the day time, why would I want to wear them to bed? They make you all hot and make your feet get all caught up in the blankets. And then while you're having sex? That's just unnecessary friction potential and poor body ventilation.

Plus, if I'm wearing socks, my dude can't do that little thing I like ...

So you see, the type of sock does not matter. A sock is a sock is a sock. All of them evil, no matter their type.

Posted by Princess Cat at June 28, 2006 01:46 AM @ 01:46 AM in All Things Evil // Permalink | TrackBack
Comments

... I'm sorry, but have to respectfully disagre....

Posted by: Eric at June 28, 2006 08:06 AM

Cat...

I am with Eric on this one. There is the hurried, half dressed passinate type ya know.
and what sort of foot trick are you talking about?

My Gawd woman....

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at June 28, 2006 08:11 AM

I'm all for half dressed ... but those socks are still coming off. And now that I think about it, I'm not so sure I want to wear socks at all ... ever ...

I'm starting to think they really are evil

Posted by: Princess Cat at June 28, 2006 09:13 AM

How does this apply to your spike-heeled boots?

Posted by: Leopold Stotch at June 28, 2006 02:25 PM

Spike-heeled boots, as well as some others, are always welcome ... and if their partner in crime, stockings, should arrive as well ... so be it ;-)

Posted by: Princess Cat at June 28, 2006 02:58 PM

Sex with socks on ... nope no way ... Don't matter if it is that wild frenzied rip your clothes off cant wait monkey sex, the socks have to go ....
Socks on .... sorta feels like you in a hurry to get the hell outta there ya know????
And then there's the whole "playin' footsies' thing .... Yeah right, just what I want ... slide my foot down and encounter ..... wool or cotton or what-have-you ... Talk about a bit of a turn off ....
Or even worse, slide my hand down and hit sock at the ankle .... Nope no way nuh uh ....

Posted by: Rogue at June 29, 2006 04:06 PM

This is just a bunch of sockist hate-speech, and I find it offensive :-P

Posted by: Harvey at June 30, 2006 02:31 PM

Well, let me put it this way.... at this point I'd settle for socks, if it meant I was getting anything at all ;)

Posted by: Laurie at June 30, 2006 09:29 PM

I'm with you on that, Laurie! :D

Posted by: FbL at June 30, 2006 10:59 PM