April 12, 2006

Ms. Bed Bunny

To my roommate's bed buddy:

Did I miss something, or did you start paying part of the utilities?

Ordinarily I wouldn't really care so much, especially since you being at my house all the time seems to keep my roommate from pestering me about things. You know, he really can be annoying about his festidious habits and expecting others to follow suit. And what's the deal with you two anyway? Are you back together? Are you friends with benefits? Have you become so annoying that his lack of personality is the only way anyone hangs out with you? Or do you just give really good head and that's why he puts up with you?

But anyhow, you used up all the hot water again this morning and I had to go to work without washing my hair. And I'm just a little miffed about it. What the hell are you doing in there every morning? You're in the shower at least as long as I am on a slow day and I have twice the hair to wash that you do. I mean, seriously, if you want to bang yourself in the shower - can you do it at your own place? There's no reason to punish me because the boy you chose to jump in bed with can't get the job done. (Trust me here readers, he either got a new bed or he ain't getting the job done ... and I haven't noticed a new bed come in the house recently...)

So back to the utilities thing ... the company is really stickin it to me with a saguaro over here. I can deal with taking cold showers, we've all had to do it. But having to pay the rediculous utility bills and then not even get hot water out of the deal is just too much for me to handle.

In summary, keep your chi chis out of my hot water or fork over the dough, Missy.

<3 Princess Cat

P.S. Cute purse!

Posted by Princess Cat at April 12, 2006 05:51 PM @ 05:51 PM in SSDD // Permalink | TrackBack
Comments

... hey, it is your hot water... you should just waltz in, disrobe, and elbow her ass out of the shower... oh, and be sure to blog about it....

Posted by: Eric at April 12, 2006 07:11 PM

You seriously have me crying....no shit...

PS cute purse...

you fucking slay me

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at April 12, 2006 08:36 PM

thank goodness... pressure's off me for the stuff I did when I stayed over there...

Posted by: RSM at April 12, 2006 09:09 PM

Bitches, man...

If that were two guys it'd be like, "Yo! Home Slice, get the #@$% out of the @#$%ing shower!"

PS "Hey, did you see that Nats game last night?"

Posted by: Blackfive at April 12, 2006 10:11 PM

oh, and when I showered at your house.....you didn't say a word....

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at April 12, 2006 10:16 PM

...wait.... explain, AWTM... after all, I DID see you guys on my back deck....

Posted by: Eric at April 12, 2006 10:29 PM

Eh. Just steal the purse :-)

Posted by: Harvey at April 13, 2006 06:25 AM

I guess getting up earlier to use up the hot water before she does isn't an option?

Posted by: Ogre at April 13, 2006 10:10 AM

Just start running the water when she's in. If you can't get hot water, no one gets hot water.

Posted by: Victor at April 13, 2006 01:40 PM

Are you going to add someone new to the blogroll?

Posted by: Telebush at April 13, 2006 02:17 PM