January 11, 2006

Buy Angelina's Lips

So, not only is the cosmetics industry making creams and scrubs meant to shrink just about damn near any part of your body ... they are also making lip gloss that is purposely designed to give you a plump, juicy mouth fat lip. You can find it here in 6 different rediculously expensive shades!

Assuming this stuff works they way they say it does, I'd look like Angelina Jolie after she got her face stuck to the vaccuum cleaner. Hell, I don't know if I could even talk if my lips puffed up like they claim they should. Alas, I'm not going to spend $38 to find out. The right mix of genes and a childhood of pouting was all I needed to be cursed with these wonderful babies.

But you know, Ladies, it's a lot cheaper and you'll get the same effect if you just let me punch you ... or I could kick you in the face for a little change of pace. I know I'd feel better if we did things that way - you know, sticking it to the man or something... And, here's the special bonus week gift to you, if you're an annoyingly stupid chick, I'll even do it for free.

Posted by Princess Cat at January 11, 2006 03:51 PM @ 03:51 PM in What the Crap? // Permalink | TrackBack

No doubt that A SWIFT KICK would take care of the bumbling beauties......maybe even a BAND-AID.........

Posted by: Dr Gno at January 11, 2006 05:54 PM

So... your looking to get that Nobel Peace Prize for cosmetics?

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