I found this nifty little idea over at Tammi's Place, who found it at Sgt Hook's Place, who found it at Acidman's Place, etc...
Please post a comment with a completely fictional memory of you and me. It can be anything you want– good or bad, silly or stupid, believable or not – but it has to be fake. (I expect you to be really creative here too!)When you’re finished, post this paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people don’t actually remember about you.
awww... Cat... remember that one time we found the wild onions and ate of them heartily and it turned out they were some sort of mushroom instead and we spent that long, glorious night torturing hobos, eventually forcing them to duel each other in our demented bloodsports (as if we would really let any of them live?)along the Amtrak line between Gainesville and Charlotte, me in my yellow jumpsuit with the Transformer logo on the back, you with your thigh-high jack boots and Spider-woman outfit with the sequined boddice? Good times... good times...
Posted by: RSM at December 11, 2005 07:54 PMremember that time we went out in austin on sixth street? you drank way too much and were trying to look sexy to that big guy as you snapped yourself silly with your own bra strap. too bad he turned out to be the doorman. you got drug out, and i think you were mugging down with a vagrant under the congress street bridge when we finally found you.
oh yeah, that's not a memory, it's a premonition. see you in april?
mwah!
Posted by: shoe at December 11, 2005 10:15 PMremember the time we shared a connecting hotel room in Etawah?
Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at December 12, 2005 01:49 AM… remember that time we sat on those comfortable park benches across from the Library of Congress?... you gave me a piece of Japanese candy.. we’d just visited the National Portrait Gallery, and visions of Toulouse Lautrec’s bawdy paintings were still dancing in our noggins as we sucked on the candy and watched the world pass by…
… I’ll never forget what you said… poetic and shocking… “that Toulouse guy was amazing… never in a million years would I have ever thought that a inbred, drunken dwarf Frenchman would have turned me on so… if we’d stayed at that exhibit much longer, I would have needed some sort of sponge..”…
… remember?... I nearly choked on my candy….
Remember that time we were in that Turkish Prison, we were watching movies with gladiators and you commented you had never been in a cockpit before, heck yo'd never been in a plane before...those were fun times, atleast you can no longer say you haven't seen a grown man naked anymore.
Posted by: the Pirate at December 12, 2005 01:06 PMRemember that time we were in Australia, stealing opals from the mine's warehouse? Do you still have that little scar on your leg from where that Aborigine nicked you with his boomarang?
Posted by: Harvey at December 14, 2005 07:50 AM