December 02, 2005

Feisty and Fun

Sometimes things are just not what you think... Just take the following description, for example. What if it were to be vaguely considered a personal ad?

5'6, top heavy SWF
Former cheerleader, go-go dancer, and cocktail waitress
Dyed hair
Multiple tattoos

She sounds sort of interesting, doesn't she? Probably fun, maybe a little wild? Perhaps has a freaky streak somewhere that might make it worth the date to find out for sure...? After all, it is Friday night and all... But wait, there's more!

Surprise! That's a description of none other than MY MOM!

Damn near every woman over the age of 25 has their hair dyed, no surprise there.

Only her ears are pierced, and only once at that.

The multiple tattoos...? Not really what you're thinking here.... She has small, pinpoint tattoos they gave her during her radiation treatment and she had permanent eyeliner tattooed on her eyes. Nothing so wild and crazy about that, now is there?

But she really was a cheerleader, go-go dancer, and bar maid in her younger days.

Guess you've got to be careful what you think when you're reading these blogs, now don't you?

Posted by Princess Cat at December 2, 2005 06:28 PM @ 06:28 PM in What the Crap? // Permalink | TrackBack

yes, and now i am afraid.

so you got go-go in your blood, eh? it's all becoming so clear.

Posted by: shoe at December 2, 2005 10:56 PM

Hey, since you're so friggin' unresponsive, maybe I'll hit on your mom......

Posted by: skippystalin at December 3, 2005 10:00 AM

LOL. You got me.

Posted by: Dorothy at December 3, 2005 11:57 AM

Well, she is single...

Posted by: Princess Cat at December 3, 2005 12:15 PM

I'm *still* intrigued :-)

Posted by: Harvey at December 3, 2005 08:08 PM

Wow... the mother/daughter combo... and I'm not talking about the Chicken and Egg biscuit at Chik-fil-a...

Posted by: RSM at December 4, 2005 03:27 PM