Did I say something about my work ethic not letting me abandon my boss?
Yeah... um... scratch that... I'm at home today.
After all, isn't my GPA more important than an internship where I don't get paid, I do good work, and I'm willing to stay past my expected date of service? I think so.
So now the pressure's on, progress has been made, but I think the quality of the work has actually improved. I still don't like writing these damn things though.
Leave me a joke or something so I don't feel like this day sux so much... please?
Posted by Princess Cat at November 7, 2005 10:05 AM @ 10:05 AM in Grad School // Permalink | TrackBack-Lawyers hang their blunders, doctors bury theirs, architects plant vines and teachers send theirs into politics.
-Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.
One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints."
Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."
The last said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?''
Posted by: the Pirate at November 7, 2005 11:26 AMenjoy!
Rules for hunting lawyers
Washington state attorney season and bag limits
1300.01 GENERAL
1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.
2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited.
3. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash.
4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a snow machine, helicopter, or aircraft.
5. It shall be unlawful to shout "whiplash", "ambulance", or "free Perrier" for the purpose of trapping attorneys.
6. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW dealerships.
7. It shall be unlawful to use cocaine, young boys, $100 bills, prostitutes, or vehicle accidents to attract attorneys.
8. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health spas, gay bars, ambulances, or hospitals.
9. If an attorney is elected to government office, it shall be a felony to hunt, trap, or possess it.
10. Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a state health department inspection for AIDS, rabies, and vermin.
11. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a reporter, drug dealer, pimp, female legal clerk, sheep, accident victim, bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys.
BAG LIMITS
1. Yellow Bellied Sidewinder 2
2. Two-faced Tort Feasor 3
3. Back-stabbing Divorce Litigator 5
4. Big-mouthed Pub Gut 2
5. Honest Attorney EXTINCT
6. Cut-throat 2
7. Back-stabbing Whiner 2
8. Brown-nosed Judge Kisser 2
9. Silver-tongued Drug Defender $100 bounty
[this is at http://www.ahajokes.com/law006.html]
Posted by: amelie at November 7, 2005 03:12 PMI have no jokes that translate well in writing...but I'm sorry it was such a rough day. But someday - oh someday it will all be worth it. Promise.
Hang in there!!!
Posted by: Harvey at November 7, 2005 10:26 PMMassochist says to a sadist, "Beat me!"
Sadist smiles and says, "No."
Oops - That message up there wasn't from Harvey - it was me!! I forgot to change the info....
Posted by: Tammi at November 8, 2005 07:18 AMHeh. Tammi's cross-dressing to look like me :-)
Posted by: Harvey at November 8, 2005 10:08 PM