October 15, 2005

Instant Rich Bitch

The first time I took this it said I wasn't worth jack... a big ol' $0.00 to be exact... but I went to Eric's and saw what kind of cash I come from and tried again...

Overnight, I'm worth a fortune!

My blog is worth $94,278.18.
How much is your blog worth?

The bums lookin for a sugar momma should be coming out of the woodwork any time now... maybe I'll go to Burger King ads in a skimpy bathing suit and get engaged to someone named Prince Cat too...

Posted by Princess Cat at October 15, 2005 10:10 AM @ 10:10 AM in Bloggy Stuff // Permalink | TrackBack

Skimpy bathing suit...
Okay, I'm ruined now.

I don't suppose there will be any pictures...

Posted by: dick at October 15, 2005 10:40 AM

You should post bikini pictures. Daddy gets lonely sometimes. Think of it as your act of charity to a desperately lonely Canadian with a complusive masturbation disorder.
Just sayin'.

Posted by: skippystalin at October 15, 2005 11:16 AM

My blog is worth enough that I think I rate food stamps. Can you loan me a few bucks... actually I think tomorrow I may earn $20.

Posted by: Telebush at October 15, 2005 11:06 PM

Wow, you're worth over four times what I am. Not that I'm surprised or anything. Just sayin'.

Jesus, I suck.

Posted by: skippystalin at October 16, 2005 04:28 PM

Where's my welfare check?

Wait, did someone say bikini pictures of Princess Cat?

Posted by: Ogre at October 18, 2005 02:30 PM

Wait -- what the?

My current blog is worth 0. The blog I haven't updated or used in 4-6 months is worth $134,925.06. I guess I need to abandon my blog so I can get some cash, huh?

Posted by: Ogre at October 18, 2005 02:31 PM