The following is a real conversation:
Ex: its been a yr since ive seen u right
Me: yeah
Ex: when did we hook up?
Me: what's with all the questions?
Ex: im trying to remember the good times
Ex: ive had a bad day
Ex: trying to keep people stright... JK
Me: isn't it your gf's job to cheer you up then?
Ex: ses still at work
Ex: shes
....
Ex: I swear last i knew u were in Pa (*)
Ex: thats why i asked
Me: nope
Me: apparently you don't remember a whole lot of what it was like to know me
Me: feels real special
Ex: shut up
Ex: i remember ur ass and tits
Ex: and that wonderful smile
Ex: sorry im a in rare mood
Me: k
Ex: u really should send me a pic of u so when im down i can remember more of thoes days when we hooked up and all the fun we had
Why do I even answer IM's from people like this? I know exactly how it is going to turn out every. single. time... I am apparently an emotional masochist with the inability to learn. Maybe that makes me insane too...
* I have NEVER lived in PA...in fact, I have never even visited
wee bit of an asshole you have for an ex. Geez. I know you're more memorable than that! After all, you have a HUGE mouth!!!!
Posted by: Dorothy at August 5, 2005 11:29 PMHe probably didn't want to remember that... especially since he had more of a willy then a wonka!
Posted by: Princess Cat at August 5, 2005 11:45 PMI didunt no that illitrcy turnded u on.
Now me do!
Oh, and another thing. Me.....like........FUCK!
Posted by: skippystalin at August 6, 2005 09:29 AMhey, yeah, throw that one back so one of us other loser magnets can have a shot at the self-deprecation..
and skippy is off the hook for you..very funny, skippy..
Posted by: shoe at August 7, 2005 11:41 PMShoe,
I do try. But most of it is my natural born Canadian charm.
Oh, did I mention that cunnilingus classes are mandatory for Ontario school children? Just something to keep in mind.
Posted by: skippystalin at August 8, 2005 02:27 PMHey it happens to the best of us, this emotional masochism.. Your not alone.. tell him to fuck himself cuz you never will again! and if your not ready yet.. keep going through the pain. Eventually you will make yourself sick in it and go to a higher level of life and appreciation! Trust me it takes a long fricken time and a big mess to figure it all out..
Cynth
"Act the way you'd like to be and soon you'll be the way you act. "
Leonard Cohen